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I don't talk about it with anybody.
Like, oh, how's Patrick? I love him. I

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he loves me. Have you ever been to a
NASCAR race before?

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No. But I want to go.

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And there's one in Sonoma. We have to do
it.

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I'm done gossiping about her. It's not
about Lola!

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It's not about her! You cannot accept
that you suck.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm supposed to fly across the country
with you in a week? How am I supposed to

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do that? You're supposed to be our best
friend.

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You are not working for me any longer.
You've got to sober up.

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never forget the first time we met you
me and grandma talk about this all the

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time we immediately fell in love with
you as long as she's happy they do a lot

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of this is good this is really good how
much did you stay in a budget i wanted

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to i wanted to keep it you know under
like 15 until we find out like our final

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counts and stuff that's gonna obviously
like Change the number.

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I was born and raised in Park City,
Utah.

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And four years ago, my parents
separated.

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And so my mother moved to Las Vegas to
be with my grandma. Because I have to

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hand stuff all of these invitations,
they came here to help with that. Okay,

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here we go.

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Here's my pile. I always knew that for
my wedding invitation, I wanted...

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it to be something that was a keepsake.
So I came across this tea towel idea to

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have the wedding invitation printed on
the towel, and I thought it was

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beautiful. Katie was looking.

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Oh, hi.

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Welcome to the party.

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Do you guys want a glass of wine? I
didn't realize it was going to be a

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like this. No, a tea towel. It's $18
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That is so much money for a rag.

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Bobby, I got to get out of here. You did
an amazing job. Where are you going?

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I got to go get my suit consultation.

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Oh, really?

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Spoke. Bye, baby. Love you. Bye, bub.

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It's like folding stir napkins all over
again.

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And then, but wait.

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Wait. And then, oh, it's just that
simple. Okay. Like this, and then when

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flip it over.

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Yep. Very cool.

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You guys, Peter text out of left field.

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This is so funny. Lala having a rover,
et cetera, like a Range Rover.

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I go, holy shit. He goes, yes, I think
it's hilarious. He gave her a car.

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LOL. He gave it to her? I go, oh my God,
Peter. He goes, yeah, I know.

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Wait, does he know that for a fact?
Because she just said her NFL boyfriend

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it to her.

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She actually has a Range Rover separate
source. A totally separate source.

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Totally separate because now we have
like seven separate sources that don't

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each other. There's a conspiracy that
everyone is telling the same lie.

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So tell me about the Range Rover.

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Lala's trying to choose and everyone is
lying. My son had one that was $7 .50 a

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month. Release it.

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Katie, $750 a month. Uncle Al had a
Range Rover. What? So who's paying the

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a month? Her married boyfriend.

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It's all about this.

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I've never dated a rich dude before.

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Imagine all the presents I could get.

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Probably take, like, helicopters and
stuff.

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Something to consider.

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I have the deeds for our Montauk trip.
Tell me what we're doing in three days.

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Staying at the Montauk Yacht Club Hotel.

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And there's, like, a private beach, a
bar, and a pool.

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So we just have, like, free reign to
just, like, chill and do whatever.

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Really? I think Kristen is excited about
going to Montauk, but I know Kristen

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has no idea what Montauk is. Literally,
the only thing I know about the

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Hamptons, Pop Daddy, Bethany Pringle.

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We'll get, like, the full experience in
one week. Okay, so what am I going to

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pack? Like, Palm Springs -y? No.

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Stripes.

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How many Hamptons are there? I mean, if
it's plural, like, are there two, three?

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Like, there's more than one. Are there
many?

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Do I need to prolong this vacation to
visit all of the Hamptons?

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I haven't heard from Gina. I don't know.

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You don't know who she's lying about.
Well, I don't know. Like, I know she's

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being, like, an asshole, but if she
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instead, that decision is going to have,
like, a huge effect on everything else.

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It's like, are you also going to not
want to be a bridesmaid? Is Katie going

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want you to be a bridesmaid? This is
like the opposite of bridesmaid

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Yeah, it really upsets me when you...

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guys are in arguments because they know
how much how close you are and how much

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you love each other and really
especially people are assholes too yeah

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don't react don't respond don't
encourage okay what if we let it go i'm

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you there's gonna be some major drunken
explosion and that is scary

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someone's gonna end up in jail again i'm
not trying to like get away with just

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because i'm getting married why not try

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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Teamwork.

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You know we're married when you know how
to do the throw pillow.

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I know how to throw pillows, but I
don't... They just sit there all day and

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you take them off.

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Then you have to put them back on.

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Yesterday was fun.

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I can't have a conversation with three
drunk girls when I'm...

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Dead f***ing sober. I had a total of one
and a half drinks from start to finish

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yesterday. I'm sober, and they're all
probably ten drinks in. When Katie

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she's a dick.

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She's mean. She's insulting.

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She's irrational.

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Like, I'm really upset.

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They're allowed to go crazy, express all
their feelings, but you can't. Because

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I'm a pushover, and I'll forgive them.
They know that.

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If I'm so unhappy, unhappy, I apologize
for untrue statements.

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You were trying to make me look bad.

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I've sat here and listened to them for
you, tell you how to act.

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How to feel. You shouldn't be mad at
this. Oh, you should be upset with this.

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You have to feel the way they feel or
whoever's in charge at the time. Stassi

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ran that bitch for a while. Now it's
Katie.

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Dude, friendships don't work that way.
It shouldn't be that hard. But I'm just

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trying to make sure Katie's happy. And
I've just kept my mouth shut for a while

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because it's just easier.

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At this point, I don't even know why
Stassi and Katie are so mad at me. Like,

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I've literally done everything Katie has
wanted me to do when it comes to Lala.

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I blew her off.

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So how was everybody's weekend?

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I'm, like, really not trying to be a
bitch.

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It's just, like, Katie is one of my best
friends.

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The conversation, it just makes me
uncomfortable.

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My apology was bullshit.

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It's like, everything I do right, they
still find something wrong with it. What

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I think you have to do is just don't
talk to them. Nothing. Don't respond.

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do anything.

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And they're going to realize how much
they miss you and how, like, maybe knock

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some sense into them that they do need
you.

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I don't even know what to do about this
trip. Like, I don't know if Stassi's

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going to disinvite me.

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They're just bullies, dude. They are.

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Yeah.

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After you stop laughing, you gotta laugh
first and then feel bad.

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Yeah.

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Ooh.

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Oh, buddy's here.

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How are you, my friend? Oh, yeah. How
are you feeling? Thanks for coming,

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Yeah. A lot better. Yeah, it's a pretty
big deal for me. Like, first gig away

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from Palms and Sir. I'm on Sunset
Boulevard in between the Whiskey A Go

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the famous Roxy. I love DJing. That's my
passion. And if I can't do it at Sir

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and Palms, then I'm going to go do it at
the next place that'll hire me and show

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Lisa that I can be the best.

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So things are looking up. I've got to
stay focused, you know? All right, let

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make this, guys.

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Cool. Do your thing, man. Do your thing.
We'll get a drink.

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We'll see you in a minute.

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This is way more better than Sir and
Pump put together.

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Ooh. Yeah, I'm a fighting mother... I
always worry about my friends getting

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comfortable in certain positions. So I
look at it as him getting fired from Sir

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was almost like a blessing.

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He's now...

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working at a different bar. He's booking
other DJ gigs.

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I'm extremely proud of him. This is the
only thing I've had tonight.

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Something? Yeah. That gets me. No, just
one. This is the first drink I've had.

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Oh, good for you. Haven't even finished
it. I've been sober for like a while

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now.

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I've been drinking. Sober for what?

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I mean, who's counting but nine days?

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Oh, so you're just sipping scissor now?

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You're not sober.

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I take like...

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One sip every, like, hour, it coats my
throat. Just because James isn't

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back shots of tequila, it doesn't mean
he's sober.

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I mean, if you're chugging the poor
man's fizzer, you're still getting s***.

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What's up, girl?

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Hi, Tom. How you doing?

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Good, how are you?

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So, yeah, you excited about Sonoma? It's
going to be f***ing amazing.

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I'm so excited.

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Ariana has invited me to her birthday
party, which is... Different from last

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year when I didn't get an invite. How
was the birthday? Did you all have fun?

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my gosh, it was amazing.

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Did you have fun?

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I wasn't invited.

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It sounds awesome. I mean, we're going
to wine country and everybody loves

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And NASCAR, where everybody's just proud
to be an American.

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Okay, so who's on the final list?

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The four of us.

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Okay. Four.

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Jax and Brittany.

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Okay. And know that Jax was saying, you
know, I just don't like Lala.

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She's a f***ing liar.

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Jax is a f***ing asshole.

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But f*** it. Ariana's my girl. She
invited me on this trip. So I'm going to

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it up and I'm going to go. Even if that
means there's no conversation, like we

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don't speak one word to each other,
that's what is going to happen. I want

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and have a good time on your birthday.

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At the end of the day, it's what it's
about.

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Yeah.

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Coming up. Oh, see, in my opinion,
always make things work. Okay, that's

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insulting.

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These are my thoughts and my feelings
and my opinions. Mine.

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Hello.

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Nice. I'm ready to work out. My
relationship with Jax is...

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It's complicated.

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Jack and I are kind of like stepbrother
and stepsister who may have slept

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together twice.

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What's up with my chest?

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What's wrong with it now? Oh, I got to
have surgery again. I got lumps in my

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chest again. It came back.

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No more.

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These cysts are caused from taking a lot
of supplements and screwing up my

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testosterone and estrogen levels. So it
was my fault. It was my doing. What is

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all of this?

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Oh.

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A hardening cocktail.

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Dude, you're an idiot.

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No. Seriously?

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It's not like I'm on drugs. This is
drugs.

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Do you want to lump on your chest?

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Take these.

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But I'm not going to do anything rash.

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Like, stop taking supplements
completely.

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Does it hurt right now?

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Yeah, it hurts when I wake up in the
morning. So I can't punch you. Anytime I

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have a drink, alcohol -producing
estrogen, it hurts my chest.

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So you're going to stop drinking?

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Am I going to stop drinking? No.

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Have fun, you guys.

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All right.

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Summer bod.

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Summer bod. Summer bod.

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More dad bods. More dad bods. Squad.

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Squad goals.

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I just went to bed about an hour ago.
We're going to go two to a bag?

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Switch my boobs.

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You need to wear a sports bra. I know.
Come on, we got five seconds.

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To the bell, to the bell. Pick it up,
pick it up.

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Good job, guys.

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Nice work.

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Nice work.

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Woo!

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Thanks for inviting me to this hell
class.

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You're welcome.

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What's going on with you and Carter?
Everything good in paradise?

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Yeah, good.

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He's easy, but he gets...

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He gets mad because he's out of town so
much, and then I bitch that he's out of

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town because I'm like... Well, you
finally have a boyfriend that has a real

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I know, and I love that, and I love that
he loves what he does, and it's, like,

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really f***ing hard. You finally have
real relationship problems.

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Yeah. So, Ariana invited us to her
birthday in Sonoma.

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It's, like, wine country. I mean, I
can't think of anything worse than going

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NASCAR with Tom and Ariana and Lala.

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What are we supposed to do? I'm not
really thrilled about the idea that

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coming on this birthday trip. The things
that Lala said about myself and my

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friends are unacceptable.

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I

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mean,

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you can't take those things back.

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She and I and I know Katie and Sheena
are all going to go.

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Of course. Of course Sheena is left out
of your group. She's so afraid of being

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left out of your little poppy. Are you
kidding me? She's walking on tiptoes

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around you girls. No. It's 100 % true.

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Not anymore. Yeah, absolutely.

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She's so afraid of being left out of
your little group.

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I don't think Sheena's fake. I think
Sheena is very image conscious. I think

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that she just doesn't like to be judged.

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So she's willing to do almost anything
to get approval.

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Thanks for inviting me to this, even
though I'm hungover.

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I feel like I sweat it out, all that
vodka.

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I'm going to go home and drink vodka.

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I've been an assistant to people before,

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but being Lisa's assistant, the grunt
work is not so grunting.

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Oh, my God.

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It's so sexy.

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It's almost as nice as Lisa's backside,
right?

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Two hot butts in one car.

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Wow,

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look great. Look at it. Oh, just keep
it.

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Just take it like a little bonus.

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I like the way it sparkles when the sun
hits it. I know, it looks beautiful.

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I mean, short of having the whole car
pink, which obviously I'm tempted to do.

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Anyway, all right, then, well, thanks so
much. Oh, my God, I'll miss you. I

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usually just get a summer bikini or a
new pair of sunglasses, but Lisa gets a

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summer car.

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This is the first official invitation
I'm giving someone.

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Okay, let me look at this, okay? Yeah.
Go down there. I mean, that looks quite

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kind of bohemian, really.

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Wow.

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This is so unconventional. It's
different. It's unique.

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Maybe not quite what I would have
chosen.

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Oh, I love that.

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Do you love it? I love it. Look at that.

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That is so cute. That makes me feel so
much better.

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It's unique, and I like that.

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There's some drama with the girls.

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It's just with Gina.

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It's just hard.

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We've really tried with her to make her
feel that this is not four years ago.

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from with me when you want to make it
about my happiness and I'm so unhappy.

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Katie, in the last six months, you've
gotten angry like Tequila Katie again.

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See, I got the impression that you had a
couple of drinks and sent her a long

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kind of aggressive text.

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I know Sheena loves you. And I love
Sheena as well. You've been getting on

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well with her and suddenly Stassi comes
back in the future. No, it's not Stassi.

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It's not Stassi.

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All the roads always lead to Miss
Schroeder.

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Trust me.

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Darcy, in my opinion, always makes
things worse, not better.

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She's trying. No, she's actually trying.
I wouldn't mind, Bethany. She's trying

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to wind you up as well.

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These are my thoughts and my feelings
and my opinions. Mine.

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Is it Casey?

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Because you have to be guilty.

303
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Okay, that's insulting.

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I can think for myself.

305
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,679
Morning. Hi.

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How are you? You were my nurse, too. I
know. I remember.

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Okay, just bring that back up when
you're done. Okay. I want to make this

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clear that this is not a breast
reduction.

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A lot of men have this, especially a lot
of bodybuilders. When they're taking

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supplements, some of the supplements
counteract with their body, and it

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gynecomastia. But I feel like we're here
every day. I know.

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We had my nose job.

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We're here for real life.

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You had your boob job.

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Oh, this is so nerve -wracking.

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Just relax.

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Before you know it, we'll be done. All
right.

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Then I had to redo my nose job because I
walked into a wall. I run like this,

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boom. And so I got a good 10 stitches in
my forehead.

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Are you nervous?

321
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,030
Yeah, I am actually.

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00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,670
I think this is the one I'm most nervous
about at all of them, believe it or

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00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,670
not. I'll be there to take care of you.
Everything will be fine. Don't be

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worried. They know what they're doing. I
feel like I get one of those punch

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00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,170
cards, you know?

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Five surgeries, get to pick from three.

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I know.

328
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:16,830
Hey. Hey.

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Hello. Good to see you.

330
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Hey, good to see you again.

331
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It's getting to the point where it's
starting to bother me, so I've got to

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this out.

333
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:28,470
Perfect. Listen, we'll take care of it
today. I'm nervous. I want to get this

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out. Get this done. We'll be okay.

335
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,130
Yeah, you're going to be fine.

336
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:34,430
Come on, let's head back. All right. I
am very nervous for the surgery. You

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know, they're cutting right over my
heart. Well, for this time, we'll get it

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all, and I won't have to go through this
again.

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Here's your bed.

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Eight o 'clock on the dot.

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00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,700
Perfect. All right. What we'll do is
we'll take the time. And scoot up just a

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little bit further.

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00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:52,220
It'll be done before you even know it.
For you, it'll seem like five minutes.

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Do an arms at 90.

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00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,740
Okay, let's do it. Okay.

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I'm going to make an incision.

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00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:03,660
817. But he's got this hard disk of
breast tissue, so we're going to try to

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this out as one complete disk.

349
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:06,940
All right.

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Here it is. We'll send it to the
pathologist to ensure it's not anything.

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I mean, pretty sizable amount here.

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00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:19,410
Coming up. You're going to know that.
Yeah. You see, things like that, people

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are going to ask questions. Well, I
don't like questions, but I like people

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being jealous.

355
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,630
Okay. All right. Well.

356
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,160
You're all done with surgery.

357
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,280
Hi. Hi.

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Hi, baby. The other side.

359
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,720
Hi.

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00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,480
Hi.

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00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,700
You feel okay?

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00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Yeah.

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00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,660
You did great, man.

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00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:58,740
We got everything out, sent it off to
the pathologist just to make sure. I

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00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,740
you're going to be happy.

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00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,740
So as far as post -op instructions, you
know, while he's on pain medicine,

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00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,940
especially for the next couple of days
to a week, Let's avoid alcohol.

368
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,440
Yeah. You know, here we go again with
the no drinking.

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00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,320
How do you go to wine country and not
have a glass of wine? I mean, how do you

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go to a NASCAR race and not funnel a
beer?

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00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:20,880
Otherwise, he's going to do great. Thank
you so much. You're welcome. Have a

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00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,379
good day.

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00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,380
You too.

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00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,780
I think now we're just going to get you
home.

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I texted your mom, okay?

376
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:36,080
As long as it helps.

377
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,319
Hey, Lala.

378
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,540
Hi, Lisa. How are you? Oh, my God. Look
at those nails.

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00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800
They're my fighting claws.

380
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,920
Oh, right. Well, hopefully there won't
be any fighting.

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00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,200
Yes, I haven't needed to use them. Okay,
good.

382
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,700
Yes. You look very pretty. Thank you.
Have you got silts on or something?

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00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:00,399
I do.

384
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,440
Okay. You're going to be able to work on
those. Oh, they've got red bottoms as

385
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,440
well. Yeah.

386
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:07,790
You see, it's things like that. People
can ask questions.

387
00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:10,330
Well, I don't like questions, but I like
people being jealous.

388
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,970
Okay, all right, well.

389
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:15,970
The red soul is like a red flag to me.
It is Christian Louboutin.

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00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:19,090
500 bucks, not for a pair. One.

391
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:24,470
Either this girl is spending all her
money on shoes and Hermes bracelets and

392
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:30,330
paying her rent, or there's something
else going on. You're working this

393
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,330
weekend?

394
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:34,950
I got my strips covered because, you
know, it's Ariana's birthday, so a few

395
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:37,190
us are going to Sonoma. You're going to
Sonoma?

396
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,430
Yes. Okay.

397
00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:40,290
Well, it should be fun, right?

398
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:44,910
Yeah. I mean, I'm just trying to slowly
work my way in and show that I'm not

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that bad, but we're in very tight
corners.

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00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:52,650
Ariana has told me that we are going to
be staying in a cabin with one bathroom

401
00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,710
that I'll be sharing with Jack.

402
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,940
Jack, what the fuck are you doing?

403
00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:58,260
I'm sorry.

404
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,260
Tom. Jack, don't run away from your
feeling.

405
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,720
The fourth.

406
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,320
Oh, my God.

407
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,720
I.

408
00:22:08,349 --> 00:22:12,250
You created your bed, so you're going to
lie in it. You like to create a little

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00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,350
problem, so you've got to deal with it.
I know, that's the problem.

410
00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:19,050
I have a certain amount of sympathy for
Lala, but she's definitely provocative.

411
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:23,150
She likes to create a situation, then
she likes to be the baby girl. Life

412
00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:26,470
doesn't work like that. Kill everybody
with kindness. I wouldn't take your top

413
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,470
off at the NASCAR race if I were you.

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00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:29,529
Got it.

415
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:33,350
Anyway, I have to go. Okay, thanks for
listening to me. Have a good time. Thank

416
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:34,350
you.

417
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:51,210
How are you? Pretty good. How about
yourself?

418
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,670
Very well.

419
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,570
Would you like a refreshment?

420
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:57,490
I'm fine with water right now. Me too.

421
00:22:57,990 --> 00:22:59,390
We'll do a couple of things and we'll
put it in.

422
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:01,570
Raquel and I have so much in common.

423
00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:02,950
We're going to do the rock stream,
please.

424
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,310
We like to...

425
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,359
Eat food.

426
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,620
I'm competing for Miss Malibu in a few
months.

427
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:17,720
Oh my god, that's already coming up.
Yeah, it's coming up fast, so I have to

428
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,220
start training and practicing walking.

429
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Are you nervous?

430
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:27,140
Not yet. I mean, it's so hard to walk in
six -inch heels in a bathing suit on

431
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:30,720
stage in front of so many people, you
know?

432
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:35,520
How do you walk? How do you do that?
Well, for bathing suit, it's more of

433
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,520
a...

434
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,520
happier, like, St.

435
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,200
Victoria's Secret walk, you know? You
know, living in L .A. when you're

436
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,600
beautiful and young, you know, there's
really no excuse.

437
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:48,600
If you're going to have a girlfriend,
you know, she's going to have to be hot.

438
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,759
Can I kiss you?

439
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,860
Yeah. Of course. Always.

440
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,599
Love you.

441
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,579
Love you.

442
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:59,320
It's funny, no matter, like, how many DJ
gigs I get, you know...

443
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:04,460
They're all, like, around these clubs
and venues and lounges around L .A., and

444
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:07,640
it's like I've been working for Lisa for
three years, and it's just been taken

445
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:12,040
away. I took it away from myself, and it
breaks my heart. That's my fan.

446
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,299
It's like my family.

447
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,760
It's been basically kind of hard for me
to realize what the next step is in my

448
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,980
music. Did you get your job back at
Pump?

449
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,460
Oh, yeah.

450
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,860
Oh, yeah. You know, I think I'm going to
see her tomorrow. I'm going to come

451
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:28,240
with a more mature present and really
explain to her, listen.

452
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,280
What can I do to maybe get my job back?

453
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,280
At the end of the day, I'm happier at
Pump. I'm happier at CERN. Oh, yeah, I

454
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,480
tell. You've been upset the past few
days.

455
00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:44,760
Between, like, my parents going through
all the drama this year and me getting

456
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,500
fired from CERN, it's a lot to handle at
once for me. Like, my other mum is,

457
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,540
like, telling me that I'm not working
for her anymore.

458
00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:51,820
And I won't stop.

459
00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,820
I really don't know if I could stop.

460
00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:55,970
What else could you do?

461
00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:59,910
If she says no tomorrow, then I'll...
You know I'll be asking next month or

462
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:00,910
month after that.

463
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:06,650
Hensley! Hi.

464
00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:08,450
Hi.

465
00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:12,050
Oh.

466
00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:15,710
I hurt my knees.

467
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:20,370
Just lay over here on the couch and I'll
get some pillows behind you.

468
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,030
How about that?

469
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,610
Jack does not deal with pain well
whatsoever.

470
00:25:25,030 --> 00:25:27,530
If he cuts his hand, it's like the worst
thing in the world.

471
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,750
Babe, are you hungry?

472
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:33,930
I see it so bad. It's not going to look
right for a while. He said that first

473
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,350
it's going to be like concaved in.

474
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:39,410
What? Until the swelling goes down.

475
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:41,230
Concave? Yeah.

476
00:25:41,550 --> 00:25:43,350
I got all your medicines here.

477
00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:45,230
You want a sandwich and some soup?

478
00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:48,430
I'll do a bowl of soup.

479
00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:53,990
A little grumpy. He's really needy. He's
constantly asking me for food. So

480
00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:55,990
pretty much he's exactly the same.

481
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:57,930
Who's here?

482
00:25:58,410 --> 00:26:00,490
Watch out. Conehead's coming out.

483
00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:01,850
Hey. Hey.

484
00:26:02,510 --> 00:26:03,249
What's up?

485
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:06,370
How you feeling? You look pretty good
compared to how you usually look. Yeah,

486
00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:10,690
dude. Dude, it's become routine for us
to comfort you after jail and after

487
00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:12,190
surgery. Whoa, a donut.

488
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:15,370
Is that blood, dude?

489
00:26:15,570 --> 00:26:17,470
No, it's jelly. It's a jelly donut.

490
00:26:18,470 --> 00:26:20,590
What? I'm like, do I get a punch card?
Yeah.

491
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:24,110
Hey, by the way, they're going to look
great. And me and Tom thought it would

492
00:26:24,110 --> 00:26:25,009
nice to get you.

493
00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:27,270
You can pull it out. You're finally
going to look good in that.

494
00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:30,150
Yeah. Not going to have those droopy man
boobs anymore.

495
00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:31,029
I know.

496
00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:34,190
They're nice and firm. What do you mean
droopy man boobs? Oh, my God. Why is it

497
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:34,989
so small?

498
00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:35,990
This is hilarious.

499
00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:37,230
We had to get you.

500
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:38,390
Oh, my God.

501
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:39,830
This is awesome.

502
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,960
This is for Brittany. Oh, yeah, that's
the one you want to get. Oh, no.

503
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:45,540
That's great. No, do not get Jack's
back.

504
00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:50,860
We got Jack's service belt kind of a
joke, but I feel like he's going to

505
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:54,140
that thing, having Brittany weighing in
him hand and feet.

506
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:57,540
Dude,

507
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,640
look at that service knife. It's got the
bra built in it.

508
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,400
You can be in style and be supportive at
the same time, you know?

509
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:09,060
You're one of the rare couples that have
both had breast augmentation. Male

510
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:12,240
-female couples. Yeah. That's a rare
combo, dude.

511
00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:15,960
Hey, you guys ready for Sonoma? Are you
going to be able to? Yeah. As of right

512
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,840
now, I feel good. I feel fine. I should
be fine by Saturday.

513
00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:22,950
I mean, I'm obviously not going to be,
like, going crazy, but I'm going to go.

514
00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:25,950
You're definitely going to be going
crazy. Is Sheena still going on the trip

515
00:27:25,950 --> 00:27:26,950
with the girls and everything?

516
00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:29,130
I have no idea what's going on. Is
Sheena still living with her or no?

517
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:32,190
Nah, I stayed clear of that one. For
reasons, because I'm trying to keep

518
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:33,910
calm at the wedding.

519
00:27:34,170 --> 00:27:35,590
You know, I don't want her to get riled
up.

520
00:27:36,330 --> 00:27:37,330
Let's give her some tequila.

521
00:27:37,670 --> 00:27:39,030
Well, she's good now with that.

522
00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:42,330
Until she's not.

523
00:27:42,930 --> 00:27:43,930
Until she's not.

524
00:27:44,850 --> 00:27:46,270
Coming up. Stay out!

525
00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:49,010
of what other people's business, not
your business.

526
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:51,610
That's your problem. You get into other
people's business. Tell me that's my

527
00:27:51,610 --> 00:27:53,030
problem. That is your problem.

528
00:28:04,610 --> 00:28:05,610
Who's that?

529
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,230
Hi. Hi.

530
00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:10,650
Look at your haircut.

531
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:14,510
You're so chic. I love it.

532
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,120
This is cute.

533
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,880
Nikolai is my 11 -year -old brother.

534
00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:20,680
He's in fifth grade.

535
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,480
He's actually the sibling I'm most
closest to.

536
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:24,740
Here's the deal.

537
00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:29,360
You always cannot be shy of girls. She's
just a human, not like a wolf or snake.

538
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,260
You just have to listen to that advice.

539
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,860
I will. I'm going to take it to heart
for our little man.

540
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:35,820
I'm a little scared of you.

541
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:37,480
Why do you have a candle on?

542
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,440
Mom, I'm so sorry that I'm not
successful enough to have central air.

543
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,359
is crazy.

544
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,360
Aren't you a Florida fan?

545
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,600
Well, there's, I mean, that.

546
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:47,260
So, like, I didn't think I had to buy a
fan.

547
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:48,980
I can't sleep in this. I have to.

548
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,960
I'm going through menopause. I don't
like when you guys sleep over anyway

549
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,060
because I don't like sharing beds. Well,
is it okay if you don't like sleeping

550
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,060
over with me?

551
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:00,640
Well, you promised we'd snuggle tonight,
so. Yeah. The only things I snuggle

552
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,140
with are my boyfriend, Tilo, and my dog.

553
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:04,780
Is that my wine?

554
00:29:05,669 --> 00:29:08,690
Um, I will get you wine, but we can
share that right now.

555
00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:09,769
Yeah, okay.

556
00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:13,710
It's 100 degrees out. I'm sorry that I
don't essentially see.

557
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:16,710
Really?

558
00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:19,930
He's calling me. No, I can't answer
that. Who's answering? Who's FaceTiming

559
00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:21,190
Haley. Haley?

560
00:29:22,330 --> 00:29:23,330
Don't answer it!

561
00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:31,350
I have such a crush.

562
00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:34,290
He does. Oh, my God. He freaked out.

563
00:29:34,530 --> 00:29:37,910
I know. I saw her face for like a split
second, and it looked like he was just

564
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,090
murdering because of the way that he had
to shut it off, which I'm okay with.

565
00:29:41,330 --> 00:29:43,170
She's pretty. Here, take this and go
into my room.

566
00:29:45,110 --> 00:29:48,630
How many people does Katie get to invite
to the wedding? Because your brother

567
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:49,630
wants you to take him.

568
00:29:49,810 --> 00:29:51,730
Oh, meaning like in case Patrick and I
aren't together?

569
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,250
Well.

570
00:29:53,850 --> 00:29:56,170
Well, this week Patrick and I aren't
together.

571
00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,230
Okay.

572
00:29:59,639 --> 00:30:03,720
I don't like telling any of you guys
this every time we break up because I

573
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,360
to see how many days it's really going
to last because I know that everybody

574
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,340
makes fun of me now when I say that we
broke up. It's kind of normal for you

575
00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:15,940
Patrick. You know, for the last two
years, this has become a pattern.

576
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,620
There's not like a major move to like...

577
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,100
come and win me back or something.

578
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:26,220
Like, I'm going to Montauk, and if a
dude comes up to me, I will entertain

579
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,340
I'm not going to be like, bye.

580
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:32,660
I know I talk about Patrick and I
breaking up all the time, but this time

581
00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,860
very serious and very real.

582
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,120
And Sheena's gotten in a fight with all
of us. It was so bad that we have not

583
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,260
spoken since.

584
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,160
It's going to be fun.

585
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,420
Can we get two gel pedicures, and then I
just need a polish change.

586
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:04,660
Sure.

587
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,300
It's so hot.

588
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:10,699
I know.

589
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,800
It's 100 here. It's like 110 at my
house.

590
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,680
I know. Yeah, but you have air
conditioning.

591
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,400
I know I do. I do not. Yeah.

592
00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:18,040
I think there'll be so many options.

593
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,040
I'm going to do this one.

594
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,400
You said that's a gel, right?

595
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,479
Yes. Okay.

596
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,960
I've never had gloves like this.

597
00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:28,160
I know. What's that on your stand? I
don't know. It's very easy. Okay.

598
00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:29,780
Protect my hand?

599
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,600
I'm tired.

600
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,840
It's been a long couple days.

601
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,320
Have you talked to Stassi or Katie the
last couple days?

602
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,680
No?

603
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,200
Not since the party?

604
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:46,780
I, like, woke up Saturday and I'm like,
damn it, I wish that was just a bad

605
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,460
dream. I know. And I could have woke up
and been like, oh, everything's fine.

606
00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:55,460
No. I was downstairs when Stassi came
running down crying and locked herself

607
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,059
the bathroom.

608
00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:57,120
What was she crying over?

609
00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:02,940
She just came in and she was screaming
and she's just like, I freaking hate

610
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:04,360
Sheena and Ariana right now.

611
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,960
I just don't know how things get so
blown out of proportion.

612
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:15,820
You don't think in any way Katie's so
mad that she would kick you out from

613
00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:19,100
a bridesmaid? I mean, I would certainly
hope not.

614
00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:20,660
Don't.

615
00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:28,910
Demote me from the bridal party. Like, I
just don't even know where I stand with

616
00:32:28,910 --> 00:32:31,290
my friends right now, and it's giving me
anxiety.

617
00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:35,310
You guys are going to Montauk this
weekend, right? I mean, I'm clearly not

618
00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:37,990
allowed to go to Sonoma, so do I have a
choice?

619
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,610
We've already gotten NASCAR tickets.

620
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:44,110
We already had to get passes, and to get
passes, we had to give names.

621
00:32:44,470 --> 00:32:45,550
Like, you can't come with us.

622
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:50,010
That's why I need to fix it. Right, and
you do, and you will, but just fix it

623
00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,010
soon.

624
00:32:55,409 --> 00:32:56,409
Surprise me.

625
00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:58,430
We hope.

626
00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:08,130
Nikolai!

627
00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:09,750
What? Come here.

628
00:33:10,070 --> 00:33:11,330
I need to ask you advice.

629
00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:15,230
Did you start the fight?

630
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:18,630
I don't remember who started the... It's
beer.

631
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:21,230
It's just beer. Did you guys go to a bar
that night?

632
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,100
Well, we drank, but we didn't go to a
bar.

633
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,460
How much did you drink?

634
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,739
A lot?

635
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:28,740
That's not fair.

636
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:32,980
Sheena said stuff to Katie that was
really mean. Things that, like, you just

637
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:35,920
don't say to your friend. If you're best
friends, we don't do that. We want to

638
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,900
support each other. And so I was very
upset about all of this. And then I

639
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:42,000
that Sheena was saying things that were
like... Stay out!

640
00:33:42,430 --> 00:33:45,810
Of what's other people's business, not
your business. That's your problem. You

641
00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:48,410
get into other people's business. Tell
me that's my problem. That is your

642
00:33:48,410 --> 00:33:51,310
problem. Sometimes people don't know
when they should apologize.

643
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:56,490
So I need to tell Sheena that she did
something wrong and she needs to

644
00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:58,170
apologize. She needs to figure that
herself.

645
00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:01,550
You're not the boss.

646
00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:02,830
You're not the boss.

647
00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:04,370
Yes, I am.

648
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,670
What are you even saying?

649
00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:07,110
Okay, fine.

650
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:08,870
Nikolai gives great advice.

651
00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:10,230
He's like 11.

652
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,080
I'm not going to listen to him.

653
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:18,080
If you beat Bossy and it's always your
way, people are not going to like that.

654
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,480
Okay.

655
00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,600
Coming up. Ready to go.

656
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:24,820
Yeah. All the ducks are in a row.

657
00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:26,620
So we're all on the same flight.

658
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,060
I'm nervous.

659
00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:44,040
Hey, look at you.

660
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,480
Hey. Happy birthday.

661
00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:47,780
Thank you.

662
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:51,320
Today's Ariana's birthday.

663
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:57,080
Last year, Ariana wanted one thing, and
that was for me not to go to Vegas and

664
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,580
drive bulldozers. Apparently, he told me
that we're going to a construction yard

665
00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:04,460
and we're taking bulldozers and, like,
crushing shit with bulldozers.

666
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:11,280
This year, I've organized the best trip
a girl from Florida could ever wish for.

667
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,830
Oh. It's socks from last time. Sweet.

668
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:17,650
And that is NASCAR, but with a twist.

669
00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:20,390
Ready? A motherfucking RV.

670
00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:24,110
Why not?

671
00:35:24,410 --> 00:35:25,850
Rip! Ooh, come in.

672
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:27,710
Hey! Hello!

673
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,069
What's up?

674
00:35:29,070 --> 00:35:30,290
How are you guys?

675
00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:31,710
Happy birthday!

676
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:32,968
Thank you!

677
00:35:32,970 --> 00:35:33,709
Happy birthday.

678
00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:39,790
Thank you. Hey, we had, like, a really
cute balloon, and it flew away. I felt

679
00:35:39,790 --> 00:35:41,490
bad. I was like, this is so lame.

680
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:46,520
Here's a box of tequila. I like it.
Thank you. Can you guys believe that we

681
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,299
leave tomorrow?

682
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:50,420
You know, I didn't want to have the kind
of birthday where having to get dressed

683
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:54,440
up and doing makeup all the time and
wondering, like, am I cute enough? Am I

684
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,980
wearing the right outfit?

685
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,540
I mean, in short, I didn't want to be in
Montauk. I won't be there.

686
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,840
Listen out.

687
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:03,240
You guys are going to have so much fun,
though.

688
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,740
This is the second year in a row that I
haven't been invited to Ariana's

689
00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:09,640
birthday. And last year, I kind of get
it. We weren't as close.

690
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:10,900
But this year...

691
00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:15,070
I feel like everybody else wants me
there except Jax. And that little bitch

692
00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:19,210
getting his way again. Everything is all
ready to go.

693
00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:24,590
Yeah? All the ducks are in a row. Has
Jax had, like, an issue with me coming

694
00:36:24,590 --> 00:36:25,328
your birthday?

695
00:36:25,330 --> 00:36:26,970
No. Not that I know of.

696
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:31,830
Jax sometimes says things that no one
should pay attention to. Said a lot of

697
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:35,890
things. Are you crazy? Are you
delusional? Nobody wants to be your

698
00:36:35,890 --> 00:36:39,690
up. You're nobody. You're nobody. Let's
play some more Range Rovers.

699
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:46,780
Yeah. You guys just know how his, like,
bullying ways work.

700
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:51,500
I've seen the way these people have
treated each other. They're best friends

701
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,040
day, and they want to kill each other
the next.

702
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:59,240
I won't be there to, like, snap back at
him either. He'll be able to talk all he

703
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:02,660
wants. Yeah, but nobody really is going
to want to hear that. I'm nervous.

704
00:37:19,399 --> 00:37:20,399
All right.

705
00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:23,260
What's up, man? What's up, mate? You all
right? Good. How are you? Pretty good.

706
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,440
Is your mum in the VIP?

707
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:28,460
Where is she at? Yeah, she's in the VIP.
I'm going to go say hello to her.

708
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,680
All right.

709
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,320
Hi.

710
00:37:41,290 --> 00:37:42,290
Oh. Hello.

711
00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:44,670
How are you? Yes, James, I'm fine.

712
00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:45,749
I'm busy.

713
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:50,210
I know. I just wanted to come in and,
you know, um... What is there to talk

714
00:37:50,210 --> 00:37:54,990
about? I just wanted to say I miss
working for you. You know, I really love

715
00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:59,230
and Ken so much. You know, I did take
what I had for granted, and I f***ed it

716
00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:03,190
up, you know, and I'm going to take my
initiative. Just even then, I don't want

717
00:38:03,190 --> 00:38:04,690
you to use that language with me.

718
00:38:07,650 --> 00:38:08,650
That's disrespectful.

719
00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:09,629
You're right.

720
00:38:09,630 --> 00:38:11,630
I think I actually did you a favor.

721
00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:12,970
I don't think so.

722
00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:18,110
Lisa should hire me back, not only
because I've been better being sober and

723
00:38:18,110 --> 00:38:21,550
stuff. Quite frankly, I'm the best DJ
she's had it, sir. I mean, I know the

724
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:26,550
talent I have. I know the hours I've put
into becoming the expert that I hope to

725
00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:27,550
become one day.

726
00:38:27,810 --> 00:38:32,090
Well, I don't care what you think. I'm
telling you, I kind of brought you back

727
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:33,090
to reality.

728
00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:36,250
Let me tell you this. You were an
arrogant little punk.

729
00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:40,290
And look at me, do I look like somebody
that employs an arrogant little punk?

730
00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:43,290
No, but you have done in the past with
Jack.

731
00:38:46,510 --> 00:38:52,250
I'm not saying Jack displays exemplary
behaviour, but in his workplace he's

732
00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:53,250
never been disrespectful.

733
00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:54,690
That's a lie.

734
00:38:56,629 --> 00:38:59,950
That's not true. So you're calling me a
liar? No, but that's not true. So you

735
00:38:59,950 --> 00:39:03,170
come in here and you use the F -bomb and
you call me a liar and you expect me to

736
00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:05,830
give you the time of day. I was not
trying to do that. I'm saying he's not

737
00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:09,690
disrespectful to me. You have been
disrespectful to me. You can't stop

738
00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:14,170
My life is actually better without you
in it. I'm being honest. It's less

739
00:39:14,170 --> 00:39:18,130
problematic. I just want you to know
that I'm not drinking right now and

740
00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:21,410
Been hanging out with Max and he's seen
a small difference in me since we've

741
00:39:21,410 --> 00:39:25,670
been hanging for this week. But a week
is nothing. A week in the big picture is

742
00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:29,050
nothing. I don't want to do it anymore.
It's already really ruined a lot of

743
00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:32,490
opportunities for me already. I'm still
DJing, thank God, and doing things. I

744
00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:34,590
miss it. Maybe you should do another
job.

745
00:39:35,890 --> 00:39:40,010
You should choose another career path
apart from DJing. Has she lost her mind?

746
00:39:40,610 --> 00:39:43,970
I mean, it's not like you could picture
me in the middle of a cubicle 95 selling

747
00:39:43,970 --> 00:39:44,970
an insurance.

748
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:49,840
Hi, hi, this is James Kennedy. I'm
trying to... Nah.

749
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,160
DJ James Kennedy.

750
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,680
Time is money, James.

751
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,779
I apologize.

752
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:57,900
And I have enough money, but I don't
have enough time.

753
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,360
So are we done?

754
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,600
Yeah.

755
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:03,460
All right, thank you. Have a lovely day,
okay?

756
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:07,340
There's a great moral to this story, and
it's the oldest thing in the world. You

757
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:09,740
don't know what you had until it's gone.

758
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,380
Ain't that the truth?

759
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,220
James is gone.

760
00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:17,130
Alrighty.

761
00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:36,530
Coming up. Where's Lala?

762
00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:38,010
Nobody knows.

763
00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:39,610
What is she going to do?

764
00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:40,950
I don't know.

765
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:12,600
I'm really excited about this trip.
We're flying up to San Francisco, and

766
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,260
the motherfucking NASCAR is going to be
badass.

767
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,840
Sorry on a birthday trip.

768
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,240
Let's do this.

769
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:52,240
This is a super early flight, but part
of me feels like, is she standing us up?

770
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:13,220
All set.

771
00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:21,480
I want to make it the best birthday ever
for Ariana.

772
00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:25,600
And if anybody stands in the way of
that, I'm going to be pissed.

773
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:28,600
And right now I'm asking myself, where
the f*** is Lala?

774
00:42:35,759 --> 00:42:37,500
Next time on the Vanderpump Rules.

775
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,180
Welcome to Montauk.

776
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,920
Welcome to the snowmobile.

777
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,460
Everything's finally going right, but
what do I do? I've got to fix up somehow

778
00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:50,200
because that's what Jack does. I need to
have sex. I want to have sex. Have you

779
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,320
heard from Lala? The only thing I can
think of is that she's completely

780
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,320
around this guy's finger.

781
00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:59,850
But there's not be like one of those
trips where she's just like well, I

782
00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:03,530
want to do like certain things Well,
we're doing green t -shirts one of those

783
00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:07,790
will be hungover Boyfriend so shut up
birthday girl.

784
00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:09,330
Jesus Christ.

785
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:10,890
Are you crying?

